Hello and welcome to Etsy Garbage. Stare at your screen in wonder whilst The Garbage Lady hand selects a collection of vintage gems for you. Let’s commence.

Drink ten gallons of apple cider in this button up, why don’t you.

Carve fifty pumpkins in this festive vest.

Cast one thousand spells in this quilted jacket.

Pick pumpkins with the strength of an ogre in this slouchy cardigan.

Wear this lime green quilted robe while you throw apples at people jogging past your house.

Hold a seance in this chenille two piece pajama set. Only invite your cats.

Invite your friends to a magical outdoor potion tasting. Give them all the beer in your fridge you don’t want anymore. Wear this jacket.

Carry a broomstick with you everywhere. Frequently ask people if they know where the broom mechanic is. Wear this dress.

Have you given thought to updating your spell book collection?

What a jacket to wear whilst you galavant around your neighborhood on Halloween “safety testing” all the candy.

Happy Frickin’ Fall.