Hello and welcome to Etsy Garbage. Stare at your screen in wonder whilst The Garbage Lady hand selects a collection of vintage gems for you. Let’s commence. 

Perhaps a joke book to warm that cold soul?

What a commendable chambray patchwork shirt.

Bet you didn’t know you needed some delightful animal flash cards.

The perfect dress to wear when you drop everything and move to that farm in Montana.

Buy this sweater, move onto a fishing boat and never look back.

Fancy earrings to pair with shitty sweatpants for your fancy Zoom date.

You’ll need something to keep your head warm while you milk goats in Montana.

Seven Words. Psychedelic Floral Lime Green Lace Trim Blazer.

A sunny top to counteract your terrible attitude.

A fine snack bag for when you’re hungry on your fishing boat.

Email me with any concerns.