Hello and welcome to Heavens to Etsy! Stare at your screen in wonder whilst The Garbage Lady hand selects a collection of vintage gems for you. Let’s commence.
I was going to pick out an adorable theme for this post. It was going to be something catchy like “Vintage Handbags Under $25” or “Kitten Shaped Shot Glasses To Make That Tuesday Night Vodka Go Down Easier”. But I didn’t do any of that. Why? Because I am, as they say, lazy. And I don’t feel like it. So, here are a few nice things I came across on Etsy. Enjoy, losers. Sorry, that was harsh. Quarantine Garbage Lady is meaner than usual.
Really quite a good tie dye summer dress.
Bet you didn’t know you needed a decorative brass lobster.
Maybe a hand knit shawl is what’s missing from your life?
These curtains make my heart flutter.
A mug with a mustached man is just….it’s just….
Just a very good skirt.
This bag. Oh my.
My goodness, what a pretty necklace.
What a great dress for a socially distanced picnic.
Just some cutie pie shorts for you.
I love these plates. We have no room in our kitchen for plates.
A fun top. So fun. Wow.
And with that, I leave you. For now.