Startup Seeking Unpaid CEO Intern


Position Description: Startup seeking rockstar of a CEO intern! Passion for CEO’ing is a must. Our ideal candidate is a hardworking  go-getter who’s creative and detail oriented, but not so much that you notice we aren’t paying you. If you’re a motivated, driven, ambitious (and rich) college student interested in the corporate domination industry, then boy is this the perfect opportunity for us!    

Who we are: We were sort of thinking you could figure that out for us? But here’s some stuff we like:

-Money

-Long walks on the beach

-Ethics?

-Jeff Bezos

-Investments?

– “Marketing buzzwords”

-Not data breach scandals

Responsibilities:

-CEO stuff

-Going viral

-Doing our laundry

-Maintaining the illusion of competence

-Boosting overall money making

-Ruling the office with an iron fist

-Getting coffee

Requirements:

-A real passion for CEO’ing!

-Must be an actual rockstar. With tour dates and stuff.  

-Willingness to work independently, as a team, on weekends, at night, at dawn and without any direction from us whatsoever.

-BYO MacBook Pro, Keurig machine and a willingness to share

-Must know really big words to say in meetings like “revenue”, “depreciation” and “Instagram Model”

-Family money

Salary:

Unpaid. But just think of all the room for growth!

We can probably offer you college credit, but we’ll have to Google how.  

Location:

Kalamazoo, Michigan. Could work remotely.

Hours:

Mon-Fri 8am to 1am

To apply, send us your resume, a short business plan and a $50,000 investment. We look forward to hearing from you!


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