Tag: thanksgiving

  • Thanksgiving Hack: Wear a Tent

    Thanksgiving Hack: Wear a Tent

    I’m taking several preemptive measures this Thanksgiving. Gym in the morning. Viewing of MTV’s “True Life”: I’m a Competitive Eater. For inspiration. An outfit that is festive, yet hangs as far away from my body as sartorially possible. I can’t think straight when my clothing suddenly aspires to be an anaconda and attempts to strangle…